

A Throne Made of Fool's Gold...and Spikes!
Game of Thrones VII is coming to a small screen near you, and Father Shmuck can already predict the outcome: it's all been done before -


How Ferris Bueller Changed the Future...and Fucked Up My Day Off
Ferris has 30 minutes to deliver a slice of cheesy commercialism because Domino's took the day off.